Q: What are the main features for Afterlife Afterparty on the iPhone?
Salvation (with purchase confirmation and a badge) for 99 cents.
Choice of religious preference (so we get you to the right version of Eternity; without standing in a waiting line).
Selection of where you are most likely to meet your demise, so we’re ready for pickup.
Heavenly Advice: Saint Homobonus recommends you purchase as many combinations as possible so all your bases are covered. Who else offers beyond-life insurance so affordably?
Future features that are planned include:
Q: What is the most current version of the Afterlife Afterparty for the iPhone app?
Q: I chose the wrong religion or location of demise, how do I fix that?
Lucky you! Choose another one, expand your options! Hedge your bets! Explore all religions, all eventualities. With our app, you don’t have to pick “either/or”; you can pick them all! Free your mind. Perhaps it was Divine Intervention.
Q: Can I suggest a religion to include in a future release?
According to our consultant, Nostradamus, the answer is “Yes”. You can send us Ouija Board messages, or contact us at email@example.com
Q: Is Afterlife Afterparty on the iPhone available globally?
Not only globally but universally. However the only language it is available in is English. We are working on a Speaking in Tongues translator for an upcoming release.
Q: Is there an Afterlife Afterparty Facebook group?
Of course there is. Find us and join in at http://www.facebook.com/afterlifeafterparty
Q: Does Afterlife Afterparty have an iPad specific app?
No, we foresaw the future, and knew about the iPad before it came to be. It works universally, peacefully. We had one before there was one.
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